ugh. you disgust me.

(sorry pple. this is another one of those bitching about you entries!)

roar!
i HAVE TO have to really stop checking out yer blog.
disgustttttingggg.
no no really.
you make obesed pple anorexic-
just puking their guts out.
grossly identifiable posts.
ewwwww
-pukes a hundredth time-

having fun w all the girls?
and all those you presume couldnt get ANY worse.
its so ew ew grossssss.
-bimbos ard-
theyre gross.
at least she is.
and for one- youre gross.
ewwww!
-waves the broken wrist ard and whines-
damnit!
you made my breakfast just alllllll come out
(damn it was a good one!)
peeee-ewwww.
(you see, my lil sissies loved barney so i got hooked onto it as well)
you sick turd.
hope your life's as good as it sounds-
cos it definitely doesnt look like it!

-sticks out tongue and runs-

hah.
last nite i slept super duperly early.
butt....
megggggie darlink called me at 11 ++
babe im sooo glad to talk to you after so long!
i missss you!
oh yeahhhh andddd...
dont let that w*nker bully you ok?
-you see, no one touches my meaghan-
(yes, NO ONE)
hah. megg, dont worry about him okie?
and if anything happens, just call or msg me alritey?
ilu* (more than he does)
and i pray for you all the time!
so dont worry. you deserve everything better than this.
mwahhhs*

i am gonna do my assignment today!
yayyyyyy
you have no idea how impt this work is.
and i havent even started yet.
wahhh laoooo.
-pouts-
haha im usin more cheena terms to ensure i get more sporean by the time im heading home.
i cant be sooo angmoh till it makes no sense to my fellow-singaporeans.
(:

jeff asked me- "why dont you wanna go to the ski trip?"
and i said.
"three reasons!"
he replied-
"one is - "
whats the other two?
me: "well im afraid of heights. so its paiseh to fall in frnt of everyone"
jeff: "thats two reasons.whats the lasT?"

GO FIGURE. its funny how you managed to get two outta three. its actually alllll inter-related.
youre just not thinking hard enuf.
anyhow,
why worry, it'd be jst as fun without me as it is with me.
you guys go have fun alright?
i'd love to, but i'd rather stay home. alone. in the quiet corner of these walls i've learnt to be confined to.
and i pray you guys have a blast of a time.
cos i will, dwelling in the recesses of my soul.